heyho, yasmin is the name and i love everything baby related (except for babys)
- used to be toastedturtle -

ghould0g:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Quelle: untongue, via moistbottom)

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lalo-jung:

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

lol

lalo-jung:

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

lol

(Quelle: uglyrenaissancebabies, via moistbottom)

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fairytrainer:

b-i-l-l-y-m-a-y-s:

fairytrainer:

i really hate hearing “ew anal sex is gross! shit comes out of there!” because let’s quickly go over what comes out of a vagina:

  1. blood
  2. babies

3. urine

how did the human race survive with men in charge of everything for so long if they don’t even understand that vaginas don’t pee

(via urbancatfitters)

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Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

(Quelle: lindsaybluth, via boyznotinmotion)

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buzzfeed:

Sometimes you just need some different words (via word-stuck.tumblr.com)

(Quelle: BuzzFeed, via sideb00b)

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twicetheallonsy:

makiba:

quilted-dreams:

makiba:

teaandcrumpets:

sakura-memories:

2spooky4myshirt:

maybeokaywillbeouralwayss:

agentmargaretcarters:

apparently i don’t

omg what does that even say?

dubstep

????

Okay so money or something PS or please don’t believe there is a generation d/c? between them and their teen.
What is d/c?

In gaming dc is short for disconnect.“mnE Ps don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen”? 

OH!! Many parents(meanie parents?) don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen.
jfkdljgklsgkjlfdjgkfldgjkfld

WE DID IT!   

good work tumblr

twicetheallonsy:

makiba:

quilted-dreams:

makiba:

teaandcrumpets:

sakura-memories:

2spooky4myshirt:

maybeokaywillbeouralwayss:

agentmargaretcarters:

apparently i don’t

omg what does that even say?

dubstep

????

Okay so money or something PS or please don’t believe there is a generation d/c? between them and their teen.

What is d/c?

In gaming dc is short for disconnect.

“mnE Ps don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen”? 

OH!! Many parents(meanie parents?) don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen.

jfkdljgklsgkjlfdjgkfldgjkfld

WE DID IT!  
image 

good work tumblr

(via its-barack-o-llama)

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